Are you a Kool Kat, or a Hawt Dawg?

Because TotesMcGoats was already taken.
Riddle me this
Katamari my Damaci

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns)

brianmichaelbendis:

Scott Pilgrim, by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

(Source: heatvents)

therealgingerjedi:

this will never not be funny

(Source: sandandglass)

(Source: miracle-flipper)

zdarsky:

imagecomics:

Sexual Dummy? Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky have JUST THE TIPS for You!
Guide from the creators of SEX CRIMINALS will change how you do sex

Oh yeah, THIS book

letswakeupworld:

lissymac37:

The heart of this man!

Can everybody see this please

(Source: drunkonstephen)

zdarsky:

hentai-ass:

HAHAHAH

SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….



I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

(Source: iraffiruse)

superhappy:

sorry not sorry

sayakist:

Favorite Anime: The End of Evanskeleton (1997)

In 1947, Life magazine decided to find out by challenging 10 contemporary comic strip artists to do just that – draw their characters with their eyes closed. 

solarsenpai:

siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. 

i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

This is my favorite post, I am so glad I found it again.

did-you-kno:

Damage Control is a drinking game where 2 friends swap phones and drunkenly text something crazy to anyone in the other’s contacts, then scramble to fix their damaged relationships. Source

did-you-kno:

John Matherly, founder of the search engine Shodan, pinged every online device in the world and created a map of their locations. He plans to repeat the process and track how the world changes over time. Source

nomoremicrophones:

"Actually, that one could be kind of awesome." We told you we’d do it, zdarsky.

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